Out, Damned Spot! Out!

I have always thought of myself as an animal lover, which, obviously, includes birds.

Today was the first time I've started to hate them. Especially birds with diarrhoea.

Somebody get me a gun cloth, now! Graaaah!

46 deconstructions on:
"Out, Damned Spot! Out!"

  1. Ryan deconstructed this:
    Where did u kena that? Anyway some ppl believe good luck follows after such an episode!
  2. xin kai deconstructed this:
    When did it happened ? btw can i ask you one questions do you regret buying ur macbook pro ? cuz i wan to buy a macbook but my cousin said don't buy macbook cuz all macbook users also don't like and regret buying macbook . It works very different from normal computers ...
  3. Atiqah deconstructed this:
    haha..
    i got tat experince before
    and i know how it feels.
  4. Sean deconstructed this:
    Hey Nat! LOL i get what u mean! Anyway good luck will come to you after that! I have never experience such things before! XP

    Anyway wow you introduce felicia about advertlets and i have also just started joining advertlets too! XDDDD

    Stay happy always!!!

    Sean!
  5. Claudia deconstructed this:
    *LOL* Hey, I agree with Sean, goodl uck should come soon!
  6. xjion89 deconstructed this:
    Don't hate the birds,

    like others people say, good luck will befall on you.

    But, it is stil very lucky of you. (^-^)
  7. rainbow deconstructed this:
    oh no...izit ur new car kena?? poor thing...i know exactly how u feel coz they always poo poo on my bf's car too.. those birds r a damn pain!
  8. Tanat deconstructed this:
    Hey Nat, I had an similar encounter with birds too, back when I was 8 yrs old and holidaying in Malaysia with family. And I got bitten by a dog 2 weeks ago in Thailand. Which is why I prefer cats to dogs. Then again, I guess good luck does come after such misfortunes.

    P.S. Mr 7326-564 is really too much in love with himself and the desries of the world. And he\'s gone way too off-topic here.
  9. Eileen deconstructed this:
    haha I like wat u said *birds with diarrhoea* hmmm look like it really having diarrhoea hor u super duper lucky to have them. Shall go buy 4D :p
  10. fridae deconstructed this:
    HAHAS! made me luff out in class. lol!
  11. jeffrey yau deconstructed this:
    Hi Nat,

    So giving us any luck number to buy 4D for this week? haha......
    U got your dream car yet?

    Cheers :)

    JY
  12. shermin deconstructed this:
    haha, get u a gun.

    and, kai xin. mac users don't regret. none of my friends regretted.
  13. Nat deconstructed this:
    ALL>> hmmm... i dun understand why getting bird poo = good luck. someone enlighten me? what's the story behind it?

    ryan>> kenna at holland area, cleaning one side, then the other side fresh landed in front of me lor! argh!

    xin kai>> nope, no regrets at all. it may take a while to get used to the interface, but once you switch, you don't wanna use anything else at all! haha.

    tanat>> huh you got bitten by a dog? pls go and get a check up okay, you never know what they might be carrying. take care!

    jeffreyyau>> haha yeah you guessed correctly! my lips are sealed :X but anyway, nope, the number didn't open at all. siannnn.

    shermin>> ^5. about the mac, i mean. okay, maybe the gun too, hahaha.
  14. xin kai deconstructed this:
    shermin>> haha not my name is xin kai not kai xin...
  15. Cheeky deconstructed this:
    haha...Nat

    The lesson is that once one kenna the poo, dash off to another 'location' to clean up and not 'stay put' under the same tree....muahahaha

    guess this incident will make you 'smarter' the next time....*suan you*

    itz an 'old wife tale' re bird's poo = good luck...be patient...your new car number will open v v soon.....maybe, can share your luck with your supporters lah!
  16. xiankai deconstructed this:
    hix nat...

    do u really hate them???
  17. Michelle deconstructed this:
    oh man.
    "cleaning one side, then the other side fresh landed in front of me lor!" means that you got it TWICE???
    that probably means i gotta stay away from holland area. lol.

    oh yes.
    are u the one who sets the anti spam words?
    i see words like IKEA.
    interesting. lol
  18. ah lao deconstructed this:
    heng heng la... haha... I also kana my ear before when im tanning. When u have ur own car, also got the same problem one lah. No choice... I guess maybe old ppl always say poo is gold or wat lor, tts why ba.
  19. Qing Hui deconstructed this:
    Hey, I didn't know you like birds! :)

    Btw, my spam word is "ikea"! Did you just add that or what? Haha.
  20. CherylMaryl deconstructed this:
    Hey there!

    Birdy poop = good luck. I can testify to that! haha. Some fat seagull pooped on my arm in Hawaii and I found USD100 on the ground a little while later. hahaha!
  21. jeffreyyau deconstructed this:
    Hello Nat,

    What did i guessed correctly????? u mean u got your madza liao..........

    Cheers :)

    JY
  22. xin kai deconstructed this:
    i just celeberate my birthday last month at holland ...but lucky never kenna haha..
  23. Tanat deconstructed this:
    No Nat, what i mean is that I nearly got bitten by a dog. Paiseh, typo error here, I missed out on the word "nearly", must have typed too fast. Dont worry, Im doing fine really :-)
  24. ziying deconstructed this:
    hi..it mi once again..hehe..
    i finally saw ur ndp song on tv few daes ago lei..wow..so wonderful..is clearer on tv..n u look v cute when u act wif e song lo..cuteee..e song sang by caichujia oso v nice..haha..hope 2 hear more on tv..
    anyway u r filming new show nowadays arh..e wat called show wif ouxuan rite..saw on e iwkly ma..hehe..
  25. Kate deconstructed this:
    Nat!!! You are so shuai lar!!
    I'm in love with u. AHHHH!!=)
    Filming any new drama?
    Cant wait to see!!=)
  26. J@son deconstructed this:
    Hi Nat. How are u? Btw, hv u bought yr dream car yet? Will i still be able to see u in mrt by chance? Hehe.. If u haven get yr dream car yet, i hope you'll get it very soon.

    Btw, where do u love 2 hang arnd during yr free time? Such as shopping centres, arcades etc. *Hope u dun mind me asking this question*

    I'll be looking forward to yr nx tv serial on tv and all the best to u.
  27. littlespunk deconstructed this:
    yo! i haven't talked to you for ages man, haha! but looks like you're doing good huh? got new car liao lah? :P HAHA. how have u been?
  28. Rex deconstructed this:
    haha~ same experience man... fresh landed on my back... I don't even know and walk along the street dude... even worst than yours hahahha~ XD
  29. Jeanthedork deconstructed this:
    hahahahaha...
    you are such a lucky chap!
  30. GELASIA ! deconstructed this:
    Why ? What happenedd ? Did you get "lucky" and the bird's *coughs* droppings plop on you ? Hees . xDDD . That will be super duper uber eeper funny . But then , I'm still young . So there is a lot of chances that a bird can actually drop its droppings on me .. xPP .
  31. GELASIA ! deconstructed this:
    And ouhhs ;; if you don't know why bird poo = good luck , its 'cause its very rare that people actually have bird poo landed on their body in their lifetime , especially on the head . Anyways , you gotta forgive that poor bird . They cannot control their bowel movements , or so what I read from ..
  32. Rina deconstructed this:
    hi long time no c how r u ?
    anw, speaking of ur entry, i kena it while driving n i got a shock..lol...hmmm u got ur car le ?
  33. Ryan deconstructed this:
    hey i changed my MSN. take note k. =) And i got bird poo on the morning of my O lvls release and i did superbly well. lol.
  34. ziJie deconstructed this:
    Wah i want to go DOU FENG soon ah! :D
  35. Cheeky deconstructed this:
    yes, yes ziJie
    me too me too!
  36. Qing Hui deconstructed this:
    What is "DOU FENG"?
  37. Cheeky deconstructed this:
    means 'go for a spin/ride' in a car. In this case, ziJie is asking Nat for a spin in his new car...hahaha

    Hmmm....QH, you wanna me to give you chinese/han yu pin yin tuition? muahahaha
  38. Qing Hui deconstructed this:
    Haha, no thanks. I have a Chinese tutor already. :)
  39. random deconstructed this:
    the title of your post's quoted from macbeth, right?
  40. pluboy@takashi deconstructed this:
    what?

    did the bird shit on u?
  41. Wan Speaks deconstructed this:
    Spot on haha, count yourself lucky man. Anyway thanx for the e-mail the other day. Where did it hit ya bro? LOL.
  42. Nat deconstructed this:
    ALL>> wah didn't know so many ppl got birdshit experience. looks like a lot of good luck being spread out there, hehehe. and no, i didn't kenna the birdshit lah, it was my car :P but the USD100 takes the cake man!
  43. sherine deconstructed this:
    kena a few more times... and u will learn to leave with it... :) so when will i get a chance to sit in your new car????
  44. CherylMaryl deconstructed this:
    Yup! definately worth the poop! $100 bucks! =))
  45. GK deconstructed this:
    Birds can be very beautiful and intelligent.
    birds like parrots are one of the few animals on this planet that can speak human language.

    check these out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sBRPwl8w1Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAwasmUSgC4
  46. vanessa deconstructed this:
    you read macbeth, am i right to say that? {:


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