I have always thought of myself as an animal lover, which, obviously, includes birds. Today was the first time I've started to hate them. Especially birds with diarrhoea. Somebody get me a gun cloth, now! Graaaah!
He looked out over the Lake. It had settled into a serene stillness and the Moon laid a silver pavement across the water. He was tempted to walk across that pavement, but better sense held him back. Instead, he settled down by the lakeside, and sighed as a soft breeze tousled his hair. Two drifters [...]