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January 24, 2008

Today while filming, I got an attack of The Sniffles.

Me: *Sniffling away*
D: Eh, you okay?
Me: Urgh... I hade by node... (I hate my nose)
D: Want a tampon?
Me: Ok.

There you go. Stops the leaks and saves trees too! :)

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60 Deconstructions to “How To Use A Tampon”

someone, on January 24th, 2008 at 8:59 pm, deconstructed:
gross....
hah(:
nat..., on January 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm, deconstructed:
so weird to see that on a guys blog... you are a guy rite? *sniggers* so what you filming now? do actors/actresses film like non-stop? do u EVER have breaks?
Michelle, on January 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm, deconstructed:
hah. that sounds so familiar.
i seemed to have seen/heard it in a particular movie too.
Ryan, on January 24th, 2008 at 10:30 pm, deconstructed:
i tot u were burping or yawning when u covered ur face just now. So u were sneezing. Oh no!
Karen, on January 24th, 2008 at 10:53 pm, deconstructed:
Nat.. you are hilarious!!

I think the person who invented tampons is really ingenious!
But you are one up.. you have found a new use for it! lolx
Mickey, on January 24th, 2008 at 10:58 pm, deconstructed:
Nat, this tampon thing is so so so cute... It just brightens up one's day by looking at it... Really a good way to relive stress... Haha.. I think a lot of people will buy that if it is available in the market. Haha
ah lao, on January 25th, 2008 at 1:26 am, deconstructed:
hey... a non-topic here. HOH DVD is out liao. Good improvement in ur mandarin and acting. Like ur interaction with Maggie Theng.
cheryl, on January 25th, 2008 at 3:49 am, deconstructed:
damn... i'm a girl and i don't even touch a tampon. feels kinda scary to stick it up my ass. no, i mean seriously.
Rina, on January 25th, 2008 at 8:58 am, deconstructed:
wat a thing to use to stop runny nose..haha..u r funny la
Jane, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am, deconstructed:
i'm totally speechless =_="
Claudia, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am, deconstructed:
*ROFL* I think I have to start disecting my tampons for the new use. It's a lil too big in the nostril. hmnn. . . maybe it might even heal my sinus *wwwwwhhhhheeeeeeeee*
J@son, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:19 am, deconstructed:
Yo nat..
I bought the dvd of the telemovie ytd afternoon and watched it when im home..
It's reali not bad..
By da wae, yr acting reali improved a lot N and yr chinese too.. Keep it up, Nat..
I'll cont 2 gv u my full support..
Jiayou.. :) :P Dun give up..
xikai, on January 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pm, deconstructed:
Oh goodness. You're so corny. haha.
YIQIN, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:06 pm, deconstructed:
OMG! You're so hilarious and cute. :D
xin, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:54 pm, deconstructed:
haha isn't that idea from She's The Man! Though the guy uses it to stop a nosebleed instead of The Sniffles. Amusing though xD
Cheeky, on January 26th, 2008 at 2:22 am, deconstructed:
Hi Nat

Just finished watching the VCD...yup, agree with all that your acting is cool!...but sad to say loh, I find the story line very weak lei.....and the messaging is weak too...not really comparable with the other local movies ....

Hopefully, more meaty and stronger roles for you in future....sometimes, one really need a good script and opportunity to 'break through' ...hope you get that soon ...in the year of the rat.

btw, which of the 12 animal signs are you?
also, do alert us when your new croco photoshoots are shown in 8-days/i-weekly.

take care.
J@son, on January 26th, 2008 at 10:19 am, deconstructed:
Err.. in the telemovie "Heng or Huat",
do u hv any idea what is the song title of the chinese song that u sang in the end of the show?
COs I find it v touching...
Pls tell me if u happen to noe exactly wat song was that.. thks.... :)
tessa, on January 26th, 2008 at 7:47 pm, deconstructed:
hi nat,

im just some random passerby and i got to say i was really bowled over by you. you came across as a very funky young dude to me on the telly and i never imagined that you could have profound thoughts until i read up your past enteries. i am serious god damn in awe of you...

how do you actually keep such undivided focus in everything that you do despite being in such a complex and hectic environment? i can never capture such deep thoughts for my mind just stray and wonder every now and then.

do take care!
Joanne, on January 26th, 2008 at 8:45 pm, deconstructed:
seriously, did u use that on your.. err.. nose?
sh, on January 26th, 2008 at 10:05 pm, deconstructed:
nat, were you wearing a brown top and walking near jurong east interchange today? coz my friend said she saw somebody who resembles you but not sure if its really you
Nat, on January 26th, 2008 at 11:05 pm, deconstructed:
nat...>> it's jus tongue-in-cheek, heh. as for breaks, we do take a break when we can, but most ppl expect us to work non-stop, even when we are outside with our friends/family, guess that's why we are entertainers, haha.

mickey>> erm, are you sure? haha.

ah lao>> hehe thank you. maggie's really fun to work with, so that helped a lot :)

j@son>> wah, you bought it so fast! thanks for ur support! :) as for the song, i'm not sure. because originally i was singing a different song, but that had to be removed due to copyright complications. maybe it might be in the credits? you may want to check...

cheeky>> it's meant to be a light-hearted CNY movie lah. i have to say the animation was pretty cool though! vividthree did a great job on the animation i think. as for animal signs... it's my year this year! :)

tessa>> well i guess what you see on tv or in the media is only ONE side of the artiste, outside of work, we are all still normal, functioning, thinking human beings la. sometimes it's easy to forget that, hehe. in fact all of the artistes are special and interesting in their own ways off screen, and we do have our own fun too! :)

joanne>> hmm what do you think? of course not lah! haha.

sh>> when was it? i wasn't wearing brown leh, more like maroon ba...
sh, on January 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm, deconstructed:
so u went jurong east today?
Cheeky, on January 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm, deconstructed:
Hi Nat
so you are a 'rat' hehe....a fengshui master (if you believe) said that rats this year will change job/car...wow,...and they must be careful of their health (prone to infections/bacteria)...and must tolerate at work/don't complain, then everything smoooth...

like j@son, i like the song that you 'sang'....should be 我的一号朋友 can't read the singer name (2 words)...cos the vcd wordings too small liao....

frankly, they should have reshoot that scene cos looks 'not so good' on you cos your mouth/lip sync doesn't gel with the song...for a while, then, i tot it looks fake....

anyway, will you be appearing in any upcoming issue of 8-days or i-weekly since it is your year this year...eh, you same age as felicia and chengxi? hmmmm....

envy....young and energetic!
J@son, on January 27th, 2008 at 10:39 am, deconstructed:
.. Okay.. I'll find it out.. Thks..
Err.. Ytd i went to youtube and found out a video that Belinda, Maggie, Ling Xiao, Youyi, Shawn and you will be hving an autograph session 4 "HOH" in Plaza Singapura on the 2nd of Feb (Sat) at 5pm..
Err, it is true? :)
kaileng, on January 27th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, deconstructed:
have removed tat pic :)

Hope it helps. Anyway,wads the CNY countdown about? Can the public go?

take care, cya around..
qiuyan, on January 27th, 2008 at 10:53 pm, deconstructed:
Watched the telemovie today! You are funny. =)
Cheeky, on January 28th, 2008 at 12:47 am, deconstructed:
J@son - confirmed, i heard it on 88.3FM just now too....

Sorry, Nat - dun think i can be there to see/support you on 2 Feb. Have fun! Will you be at the CNY countdown programme on TV8? I presume so since you have a CNY song recorded.
Tanat, on January 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am, deconstructed:
Hi Nat, I watched the movie at K-Box Cine earlier today (3 pm screening)... love it to bits!! And you seem to be EVERYWHERE!! You're so very cool in the show... indeed it's worth the watch even though I was in the midst of mostly unfamiliar faces in the room... cant wait for Saturday to come! :-p
J@son, on January 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am, deconstructed:
Okay.. Thks Cheeky.. Found out the song title and singer, and the singer is Dave Cai Pei Jie.. Its reali a nice song,
you can always listen to it in imeem.com :)
J@son, on January 28th, 2008 at 10:15 am, deconstructed:
Sorry.. some words missing in my previous msg.
The song title is 我的一号朋友..
someone, on January 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm, deconstructed:
your new cd, heng or huat, got english sub??
nat..., on January 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm, deconstructed:
http://profile.imeem.com/sVIUPq/music/9of3UoqY/dave_cai_pei_jie_wo_de_yi_hao_peng_you/
here's the link to the song... imeen one...
nat..., on January 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm, deconstructed:
to someone... have... but you must press the button on your remote first... i bought it... damn nice lar...
you rock so much Nat!!!
M!z.K, on January 28th, 2008 at 8:07 pm, deconstructed:
Ha..that actually reminds me of "she's the man".
Ha..nice try!
Stephen, on January 29th, 2008 at 8:21 pm, deconstructed:
that is funny!
littlespunk, on January 30th, 2008 at 3:53 pm, deconstructed:
hey nat, just got your Heng Or Huat movie vcd and i just wanted to say, good job! :) U're doing good friend. Heh! Jiayou in whatever you're doing. Happy New Yr. :)
nat..., on January 30th, 2008 at 8:35 pm, deconstructed:
i bought the CNY album... the artise singing that one... i see the karaoke dvd... u look damn freaking cute lar... hahaha... *blush* really... but than jesseca liu's voice like not hers lerh... you and elvin ng still can hear... but jesseca and felicia's voices like sound very weird and not their's... like edit too much le... i don't think they sing so bad until must edit until can't tell whose voice is whose's right?
leo, on January 30th, 2008 at 8:36 pm, deconstructed:
hey were u at novena square/velocity today wearing a white top with a group of friends? saw someone like u.
Cheeky, on January 30th, 2008 at 11:24 pm, deconstructed:
Hi all

Just to update, Nat will be on the NTUC FAIRPRICE TV SHOW on tue, 5 feb at 8pm....
sooziewoozie, on January 31st, 2008 at 12:02 am, deconstructed:
hey babe!

that look on your face today was PRICELESS! hahaha yes yes i chopped all my hair off! very un-girl arh pffft :S

how've you been? i keep meaning to msn you (because i don't want to comment here cause you know how lor soh i can get eh!) but i keep forgetting to do so! so it was nice to see you today, if only for a split second! but in summary, i've been meaning to tell you: kudos on everything, "david!" ;)

- Sue
Tanat, on January 31st, 2008 at 10:52 am, deconstructed:
to nat... (the one who posted ytd), Jess and Fel can sing quite well mah, they're using their REAL voices. And their singing voices are just as sweet as their normal speaking voices... same goes to Nat and Elvin of course.

Cant wait to see u at PS this coming Sat, Nat ;-)
J@son, on January 31st, 2008 at 10:59 am, deconstructed:
I hd oso bought the CNY album mediacorp.
I really love Jesseca's voice, vry swit!
But of cos same goes to Nat, Elvin and Fel..
They simply rocks :)
nat..., on January 31st, 2008 at 10:46 pm, deconstructed:
to tanat... but the jesseca's voice is so squeaky... so is felicia chin... i'm nt insulting them... but how come? i noe they sing very well... but... so weird... no offence arr!!!!
Nat, on January 31st, 2008 at 11:16 pm, deconstructed:
cheeky>> no choice lah. we had already finished filming by the time we found out. i'm sure if the director had a choice he would have wanted to reshoot it too, but due to time constraints and the circumstances, not possible lah. as for shoots... um... not too sure yet lah. keeping fingers crossed!

j@son>> yes, it's true :)

kaileng>> thanks for removing! i'll be doing CNY countdown with other artistes la, yup.

tanat>> thanks tanat, see you on Sat!

littlespunk>> thanks for getting it, appreciate the support :)

leo>> yup, that was me :)

sooziewoozie>> hey you!!! yes, was v good to see you lah, sorry didn't see you earlier cos was on the phone. totally random lor. anyways, i'm changing name again. am now "Jude" in the eng prodn i'm filming, haha.
Sean, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:53 am, deconstructed:
NAT NAT NAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO!Ur shooting for design pictures for new drama is damn nice please!!!!!!Yesterday i was at mediacorp and i happened to saw those pictures of yours!Got formal/informal/long sleeves/ sleevesless/Shorts/pants/so on~!!!! It was so cool please!

Oh yah sat i will be at mediacorp too,which means i can't attend the event at ps and i will be seeing u inside mediacorp hahas!But i thought ur drama start on sat too?i am abit confuse....didn't ask the AP so much....
Tanat, on February 1st, 2008 at 2:04 pm, deconstructed:
To nat... (the poster), i know ur not insulting them. Just wanna ask, will u be going for the roadshow at PS?

To Nat (the blogger), I can hardly wait for tomorrow to come! I hope to see ya on Tues as well...

I sense a great disturbance somewhere... I got this feeling that I may see SOMEONE next Tues... one who is waaaay 'over the top'.
J@son, on February 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm, deconstructed:
Yo Nat..
C U tmr in Plaza Singapura.
I've bin waiting 4 this dae. Hehe :):)
=], on February 1st, 2008 at 6:31 pm, deconstructed:
gross gross!

ure cute..!=D jiayou
Fiona, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:31 pm, deconstructed:
the movie is SHES THE MAN lol
nat..., on February 2nd, 2008 at 2:25 pm, deconstructed:
to tanat...
i somehow have this strange feeling you don't really like me that much... nope i not going...why? sorry if i offended you kay?
J@son, on February 2nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm, deconstructed:
Hello Nat :)
I went to Plaza Singapura just now for the autograph session and i tot u looked reali good :) Hahah..
N the song you sang, err... i tink is was reali good as well, u do hv a great singing voice.. Hehe, good acting + good singing..
Happy New Year in advance! Stay happy always!
:):) All the best :):)
J@son, on February 2nd, 2008 at 8:05 pm, deconstructed:
Err very sorry I tink there r some missing words in my prev msg...
Btw, do u noe who's the original singer for the song 朋友? Pls reply if u happen to noe..
Thks alot. :)
Sean, on February 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm, deconstructed:
To 'nat...' please do not bother much about tanat at all,he is a insane fan of the whole mediacorp.He think he so popular and well known but in reality he is not! XD I do have some conflict with him too,in fact many people don't like him at all.

Btw Nat although i miss going to ur event but it was great seeing u in mediacorp today!!!!!You are so nice please!Thanks for letting me take pictures with u!Don't be too stress for filming new drama and take good care of ur health!U still look great yah!

P/s I was waiting for u and felicia today in mediacorp even thought i don't know will u be back or not,just trying my luck.See u on tuesday night! =)
Tanat, on February 3rd, 2008 at 11:59 am, deconstructed:
To nat... (the fan), the 'someone' I was referring to in my last post is not you. My sincere apologies if u thought so otherwise. I am totally cool wif your thoughts on Jess and Fel's singing btw. I was only asking if u going to PS

To Nat, pardon me if I didnt look too happy ytd at PS, Nat... I've got this back injury that had gotten from bad to worse. Hopefully the pain will go away by Tuesday :-(

Hmmmm I heard I've been labelled as a 'faker'??? Seems like SOMEONE has to look at himself in front of many mirrors!! At least I dont 'boast abt the vast knowledge I haf' or 'demand people to take notice of me'!!! >:-@

Dismiss me, enough.
don, on February 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 pm, deconstructed:
hiie nat uue look so gd ytd hahax
u ever thought of puttin in tagboard instead
coz like damn troublesome think about it thou hahax
bye
Pamela, on February 4th, 2008 at 12:09 am, deconstructed:
our friend sammie went with us for the countdown 07/08 at vivo, she saw you but she dare not talk to you, and we dont know why, i think she's shy la. haha.

then we saw you after star awards too, then we called her, she got excited so we wanted to pass our phone to you but she didn't dare to talk to you, although she really wanted to.

she really hope to see you again soon! :D
wei zhi, on February 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am, deconstructed:
hi nat,

Bought ur CNY movie vcd yes'day, going to watch it tonite.

Anyway, today is the 1st day of spring in lunar calendar, wishing u a Happy Lunar New Year. May u be blessed with peace n happiness.

Best wishes,
wz
Nat, on February 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm, deconstructed:
j@son>> the song is originally sung by 无印良品 :)

tanat>> no worries, hope ur back injury recovers soon!

sean>> hey hey, be nice alright?

don>> nope, i will not be putting up a tagboard because it is very open to abuse and spam.

pamela>> haha tell her no need to be so shy next time lah. i don't normally eat people... hehehe.

wei zhi>> thanks for ur kind wishes and for ur support! hope you enjoy it and may you have a wonderful lunar new year too :)
Sean, on February 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm, deconstructed:
Hahas alright Nat!Sure! =) u stay happy always!
Cheeky, on February 5th, 2008 at 11:29 pm, deconstructed:
oh yeah, read in shin min daily news that pple born in the year of the rat (you!) should wear green (green bean colour, dark green, apple green) on the first day of CNY. can be shirt, pants, u/w, accessories, hankerchief, necklace, shoes etc....AND likewise, so for pple born in the year of rabbit, rooster and horse. cos, this year 'fan tai sui' ..so advisable not to wear red/like ang pow.

up to you to believe or not....

i am playing safe...anyway.

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