My dad just called up and asked, "Did you call me or did Mummy call me?" Still in a morning stupor, I said, "Uh, no la, not me, I think Mummy." ...and then I hung up the phone - without passing the phone to my mum. 5 seconds later, I realised what happened and laughed [...]

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The other day, I called up my brother to ask about some sushi buffet thing (he's more familiar with that). Then he asked, "Why? You wanna bring me out ah?" It totally broke my heart. So, yesterday when I chanced across instant mashed potatoes at a supermarket, I thought it would be the perfect opportunity [...]

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Beast in cave. Do not disturb. Will bite if provoked.

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Friday the 16th was my first day of filming for《宝家卫国》and I woke up bright and early to report to work. It was so early that the canteen wasn't even open, and I thought I would surely starve to death, until I chanced upon salvation-in-a-box... Like a beacon of light in the darkness, the Hotbake™ machine [...]

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