Fat

Shit, I'm getting fat.

I was sitting in my chair just doing my stuff on the computer when I sneezed.

Almost simultaneously, I heard a loud "CRAAAAAAAACK!".

And my chair now has a huge crack running along its side.

Oh well, at least I don't look fat. At least, not in this picture. Haha.

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12 deconstructions on:
"Fat"

1. melissa deconstructed this:
   October 28th, 2006 at 2:27 pm man u ain't fat. I'm getting fat! its damn sadddd. n the worst is i'm only getting fat around my tummy area. sniffles.
   
   damn all the ppl who have six - packs / abs.
   
   i have the bloody family pack / barrell.
   
   sniffz
2. ^ jer ^ deconstructed this:
   October 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm neh neh ni boo boo
   fatty bombom...
   
   never mind i have the purrrrfect solution.
   since you can't exterminate the fats
   we shall allow it to thrive.
   we go eat buffet.
   hahahhaha
   
   no la if it makes you feel better...
   you not fat la.
   just full of shit.
   
   shit. i'm also full of shit.
3. Raz deconstructed this:
   October 28th, 2006 at 8:33 pm Gosh, man, you'll need to be enlightened by me on what fat REALLY is!
4. Nat deconstructed this:
   October 28th, 2006 at 9:39 pm mel>> yah, we call that 'Italy' (yi4 da4 li4). It also means One Big Piece in chinese. haha.
   
   jerb>> ya la, someone so busy. tsk.
   
   raz>> Fats consist of a wide group of compounds that are generally soluble in organic solvents and largely insoluble in water.
   
   Fats may be either solid or liquid at normal room temperature, depending on their structure and composition. Although the words "oils", "fats" and "lipids" are all used to refer to fats, "oils" is usually used to refer to fats that are liquids at normal room temperature, while "fats" is usually used to refer to fats that are solids at normal room temperature. "Lipids" is used to refer to both liquid and solid fats.
   
   Fats form a category of lipid, distinguished from other lipids by their chemical structure and physical properties. Fats are solid at room temperature as opposed to oils which are liquid. This category of molecules is important for many forms of life, serving both structural and metabolic functions. They are an important part of the diet of most heterotrophs (including humans).
   
   - from Wikipedia, the pinnacle of human enlightenment. *grin*
5. Cedric deconstructed this:
   October 28th, 2006 at 11:32 pm wahahha... you ? fat? hahaha...then the pengiuns in bird park will fly man...
6. joshdcat deconstructed this:
   October 29th, 2006 at 12:26 pm meeoooww... but you look more stoned than fat in that pic...
7. Jane deconstructed this:
   October 30th, 2006 at 1:41 am then i muz had broken my bf's hands with my hefty-self... muz go check on my furniture now.. :P
8. 5thWall deconstructed this:
   November 1st, 2006 at 1:10 am Chair cracking is not a good indicator of the user being fat or not.
   
   However, chair cracking is a good indicator that it is made of inferior quality.
9. Nat deconstructed this:
   November 1st, 2006 at 1:42 am 5thWall>> haha yeah i suppose. but for 15 bucks, what to expect? haha. i've got a replacement shell from ikea already :)
10. 5thWall deconstructed this:
    November 1st, 2006 at 7:52 am Ok, then dun get a big fat pearl sit on it and break the new shell...
    
    HAhaha.
11. Justin deconstructed this:
    November 3rd, 2006 at 5:02 pm If you're fat, I'd have no earthly idea what I am. Seriously.
12. Nat deconstructed this:
    November 4th, 2006 at 8:43 am justin>> haha duuuude, dun take it so seriously! this entry is called 'Fat' just because i broke my chair when i sneezed. lol.

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