This morning at breakfast, I told my brother that the female guppy looked pregnant and that she would probably 'pop' in about a week's time.

When I came home from Church, she'd already popped. Yes, I got another 3 fry now! Yippeee!

There might be more on the way because her anal area still looks kinda raw [...]

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We, the Citizens of Singapore, pledge ourselves as one United people. Regardless of Race, Language or Religion, to build a Democratic society, based on Justice and Equality, so as to achieve, Happiness, Prosperity and PROGRESS for our Nation.

Yes, the PROGRESS PACKAGE is in. Enjoy!

And remember to vote properly. It's only a natural progression. Ha.

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She's here! She's FINALLY HERE!

Yes, friends, fellows and countrymen, I am the very proud husband of a MacBook Pro, and I have named her: Marimiyo.

'Mari' is a Hebrew-derived name which means 'Wished-for child'; 'Miyo' is a name of Japanese origins which means 'Beautiful'. So yes, put them together and I've got my beautiful, wished-for child: [...]

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I think someone must have done a nose job on me last night while I was sleeping and gotten it replaced with a tap (a $600,000 tap made of gold, no less).

But they didn't do a good job. My nose has been leaking the whole day, and I've used up about 5 packets of tissue [...]

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